Vice President Yemi Osibanjo, who, like the Minister of State for Petroleum, Ibe Kachikwu, is fond of telling people what they want to hear, declared in passing that oil companies should relocate to producing environment in the Niger Delta.
Flamboyantly academic and articulate, Osibanjo flatters Niger Deltans with such promissory note and it turned instant opium that incited a legion of Niger Delta activists (jobbers or genuine), groups, communities, self-imposed leaders and crusaders into harping on "oil firms must relocate" ultimatum as if government just signed Osinbajo's thinking into a law that oil firms must obey.
While the incitement provoked by the VP's overstretched rhetorics is yet to die down, Osinbajo again, in continuation of his visit to the Niger Delta, rated historic by Ijaws and allies, dropped another blind promise. This time, it is of Federal Government's preparedness to develop modular refineries in the producing environment chiefly to support and transform racketeers of illegal oil refineries into lawful businessmen.
Since Osinbajo made both pronouncements, the Niger Delta has been animated in a new burst of advocacy and agitations, fronted by same self-styled leaders. Even many who have self-destroyed and drowned into irrelevance by sheer failures and greed in past positions of public trust have found new vocals.
The consensus among the agitators and promoters of Osibanjo's declarations is that oil companies must, not any day longer, relocate headquarters to the operating environment or face some undetermined sanctions. On modular refinery, moving dramatically faster than the VP who set the agenda, Ijaw Youth Council, IYC, still struggling through leadership crisis, is already forcing down the throat of government, some vague demands at ensuring they have choice of first refusal above every other Niger Delta group, when the seeming utopian benefits of the Federal Government modular refineries start raining in.
To justify the hype and psyche themselves up for the puerile promotion of Osibanjo's promises, the cheering crowd had to dress the pronouncements in false garbs as presidential "order" and "policy". How could anybody arrogate force of law to a mere expression of the VP's wishes?
The VP, barely a week ago, sensibly acknowledged that the leadership question with Nigeria was not of lack of ideas, but rather that of failure to translate the myriad of good ideas into practical results. I think he meant that not just for the current administration, but for past governments as well. If he is so informed why should he still delight in building castle in the air with flamboyant promises before thinking of a clear action plan.
My advice to all, including oil host communities, is not to allow any jobber use them as a rent crowd to protest against oil Majors because the protest racketeers are already warming up for contracts over this matter. This caution may be coming too late because in Akwa Ibom, youths have already began a protest at the Ibeno operational base of Mobil, demanding that the oil giant relocate its headquarters to the state or face their wrath.
Again, the VP should fashion out a clear blueprint spelling stakeholders dos and don'ts, boundaries and rules of engagement in his intended modular refineries before going to town with the idea. Otherwise, these promissory notes are not worth cheering about, no matter how sweet they sound.
It is disappointing that between Osibanjo and Kachikwu, the intelligentsia in the Buhari administration, are the most guilty of patronising the populace with empty, insincere, theoretical promises lacking practical bearing.
For Kachikwu, he had barely settled down as GMD, NNPC when he promised eliminating oil theft and vandalism in the industry with application of drones within eight months. Today, nothing has been heard of that declaration. Only last month at a lecture of the 1st Founders' Day Lecture of the Federal University of Petroleum Resources, FUPRE, Delta State, Kachikwu projected on "The Prospect of Nigeria's Oil Industry in the Next Decade" that Nigeria's current efforts at "improved local refineries and refined products capacity will reduce importation by 60% by end of 2018 and reposition the country for net export by 2019." How realisable is this with the state of our refineries?topics from